'my best friend is better then your best friend!'
'no shes not!'
'yes she is, she can sing screamo.'
'so what my best friend created screamo!'
'oh big deal MY best friend perfected it.
'i highly doubt that. my best friend met dot dot curve!'
'HA MY best friend met dot dot curve, black veil brides, blood on the dance floor, escape the fate, AND Asking Alexandria!!'
'cool, but my best friend can eat 20 hot dogs in 10 min'
'ewe my best friend would never eat so many hot dogs all at once, there gross and made of animal leftovers. my best friend helps people who need help, shes saved millions of lives!'
'ho no'